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Post by kryten on Nov 25, 2016 18:42:28 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 25, 2016 18:41:57 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 25, 2016 18:41:14 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 25, 2016 18:40:45 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 25, 2016 18:40:13 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 25, 2016 18:39:56 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 25, 2016 18:39:15 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 25, 2016 18:38:41 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 25, 2016 18:37:52 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 25, 2016 18:37:26 GMT
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he answered so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said, "All you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said: 'Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer'."
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Post by kryten on Nov 25, 2016 18:36:52 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 24, 2016 19:07:52 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 24, 2016 19:06:15 GMT
The story you are about to read is true. The name(s) may have been changed to protect the stupid... Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Prerov, Czech Republic. It seems our unidentified bozo ran up a rather large bar bill and found himself unable to pay. So, he did what any bozo would do, he stripped off all his clothes, left them for collateral and walked out in search of cash. Surveillance cameras showed him walking through downtown, clad only in ankle-length black socks, talking on his cell phone. Needless to say, this attracted the attention of the cops, who were more understanding than you might expect. After he explained he was on the way to another pub to get some cash, they allowed him to complete his quest. Apparently, he got the money and he returned to pay his bill and retrieve his clothes. Police say the case is still open and he may be charged at a later time.
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Post by kryten on Nov 24, 2016 19:05:50 GMT
A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a fellow, fishing pole clutched in his hands, sound asleep against the side of a huge coastal rock. Just then the pole began to jerk violently. "Hey, there!" cried the visitor as he roused the fisherman.
"Look out there! You have a bite."
"So I do," yawned the drowsy one glancing out at the water. "If you don't mind, will you pull in the line for me?"
The visitor, somewhat surprised, did as he was requested.
"Now, mister," continued the fisherman, "put some fresh bait on the hook and cast the line out for me."
Again the visitor complied. After doing so he turned to the lazy angler. "You know," he declared, "anyone as lazy as you ought to get married and have a son to do these things for him."
"That's a good idea," beamed the fisherman. "Know where I could find a pregnant woman?"
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Post by kryten on Nov 24, 2016 19:04:48 GMT
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