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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 19:50:00 GMT
yep...I tried chrome,got the red page but worked thru it to jokeroo home page...its ok om IE
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 19:33:28 GMT
Everything seems ok to me
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 17:29:18 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 17:29:01 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 17:25:20 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 17:24:52 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 17:24:15 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 17:23:46 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 17:22:59 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 17:22:25 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 17:21:42 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 17:20:27 GMT
A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his sex life.
"Well..." the man drawled, "not bad at all to be honest. The wife ain't all that interested anymore, so I just cruise around. In the past week I was able to pick-up and bed at least three girls, none of whom were over thirty years old." "My goodness Frank, and at your age too," the doctor said. "I hope you took at least some precautions." "Yep. I may be old, but I ain't senile yet, doc. I gave 'em all a phony name."
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 17:19:55 GMT
A fellow went to his doctor complaining that his asshole was feeling terribly sore. The doctor asked him to drop his drawers and bend over so he could take a look.
"It's amazing!" the doctor said, as he pulled a $20 bill from the fellow's anus. Another $20 bill appeared behind the first one, so the doctor pulled it out, too.
And then another! And another! And many more.
Finally, the doctor had pulled the whole pile of $20 bills from the fellow's ass, and began to count it. (I sure hope that the doctor doesn't lick his thumb when he counts money.)
The doctor declared, "There was $1980 stuck in your anus!"
And the fellow replied, "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand!"
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 17:19:20 GMT
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The previous year he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter.
Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!
"Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!"
"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."
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Post by kryten on Nov 27, 2016 17:19:07 GMT
While making up her teen-age daughter's bed, she was shocked to discover a large carrot under the pillow. When Mary Jo came home, Mother demanded an explanation of the carrot.
"Mother, I want to be honest with you," she confessed, "for the past few weeks that carrot has been my husband." "Well," the Mother replied, "consider yourself a widow, because your husband just went into tonight's stew!"
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