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Post by kryten on Nov 26, 2016 15:06:12 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 26, 2016 14:56:30 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 26, 2016 14:56:01 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 26, 2016 14:48:23 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 26, 2016 14:44:03 GMT
The story you are about to read is true. The name(s) may have been changed to protect the stupid... Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report, which proves the old adage: Wise is the bozo who knows enough to keep his mouth shut. From Long Island, New York, comes the story of bozo William Finney who was pulled over by the cops when they clocked him doing 113 MPH in his $80,000 Maserati. After discussing the charges with the officer, our bozo said he’d like to point out that the officer was wrong. He was not going 113 MPH. In reality, according to the Maserati’s speedometer, he was doing 135 MPH. And, by the way, he also told the officer that he had been drinking. Two big mistakes. He’s busted!
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Post by kryten on Nov 26, 2016 14:43:26 GMT
A Catholic priest, a protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi are discussing how they get paid from the donations given by their congregations. The priest says, "I draw a line on the ground, throw the money in the air, and whatever falls on the right side of the line is mine, whatever falls on the left side is God's." The minister and the rabbi comment on how fair that is. The minister then says, "I draw a circle on the ground and throw the money in the air. Whatever falls in the circle goes to me and the rest goes to God." The priest and the rabbi say that this is even more fair. The rabbi tells them, "I throw the money in the air and whatever hits the ground is mine. I figure that whatever G-d wants, he'll keep!"
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Post by kryten on Nov 26, 2016 14:42:38 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 26, 2016 14:42:08 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 26, 2016 14:40:47 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 26, 2016 14:39:49 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 26, 2016 14:38:37 GMT
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Post by kryten on Nov 26, 2016 14:38:13 GMT
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