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Post by bamber on Feb 4, 2015 8:36:32 GMT
Why don't Sean Bean's names rhyme?
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Post by squirt on Feb 5, 2015 4:59:22 GMT
have you met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
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druid627
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Be Alert! The World needs More LERTS!
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Post by druid627 on Feb 5, 2015 12:38:54 GMT
Where are all the Gruntled workers?
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Post by bamber on Feb 5, 2015 13:33:08 GMT
If you are full of energy and raring to go, are you hausted?
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Post by squirt on Feb 8, 2015 4:37:24 GMT
you have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on
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Post by bamber on Feb 11, 2015 14:45:31 GMT
If pro and con are opposites, is congress the opposite of progress?
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Post by squirt on Feb 12, 2015 1:24:57 GMT
yes! lol
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Post by squirt on Feb 12, 2015 1:27:20 GMT
although the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, we must be grateful for small mercies of the language that the feminine pronouns after 'She' don't become 'Shis' and 'Shim'
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Post by squirt on Feb 15, 2015 3:51:09 GMT
why do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
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Post by squirt on Feb 19, 2015 3:48:39 GMT
we ship by truck but send cargo by ship
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Post by squirt on Feb 21, 2015 22:51:37 GMT
why do privates eat in the general mess and generals eat in the private mess?
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Post by squirt on Feb 24, 2015 22:35:29 GMT
sweetmeats are sweets while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat
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Post by bamber on Feb 26, 2015 15:24:29 GMT
If it's a pair of knickers or panties, why is it only one thong?
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Post by squirt on Feb 27, 2015 1:32:55 GMT
english muffins weren't invented in England
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Post by bamber on Feb 27, 2015 6:30:33 GMT
French fries ain't French.
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