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Post by squirt on Jan 18, 2015 19:41:36 GMT
if the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers
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Post by bamber on Jan 18, 2015 19:52:47 GMT
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Post by squirt on Jan 21, 2015 21:21:28 GMT
why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
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Post by squirt on Jan 23, 2015 3:49:36 GMT
if you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
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Post by squirt on Jan 23, 2015 19:25:57 GMT
if we are the human race, then who is winning?
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Post by druid627 on Jan 24, 2015 21:30:48 GMT
if we are the human race, then who is winning?
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Post by squirt on Jan 25, 2015 3:42:41 GMT
lmao ... definitely not us! lol
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Post by squirt on Jan 25, 2015 3:43:33 GMT
why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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Post by druid627 on Jan 25, 2015 6:39:19 GMT
If smart ass and smart aleck mean the same thing, does that mean an Aleck is the same as an Ass?
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Post by squirt on Jan 25, 2015 20:42:21 GMT
boxing rings are square lol
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Post by druid627 on Jan 26, 2015 0:20:19 GMT
if the all the world's a stage and we are merely players, who's the audience and when do we get paid?
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Post by squirt on Jan 27, 2015 4:37:22 GMT
tomorrow lol
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Post by squirt on Jan 27, 2015 4:38:36 GMT
if I speak of a foot and you show me your feet, and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
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Post by squirt on Jan 29, 2015 19:40:38 GMT
how can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
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Post by squirt on Feb 3, 2015 22:24:54 GMT
why do we have noses that run and feet that smell?
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