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Post by kryten on Dec 20, 2016 16:43:35 GMT
Say Lady , it's hard to believe With this serpent tugging my sleeve Saying " head for the chapel Here's a nice juicy apple Ring her bell , it's now New Years Eve "
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Post by kryten on Dec 21, 2016 18:28:16 GMT
So , Sweet Rib , what is your name ? " I'm your Eve , with no in-laws to blame So , well done my boy Lets go forth..multiply. But , that fig leaf's too small for your shame ".
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Post by kryten on Dec 21, 2016 18:28:29 GMT
It's a biblical thing , not a fable As our sons sat around our new table Each others bad nemesis Listening to Genesis Discovering Cain wasn't " able "
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Post by kryten on Dec 23, 2016 19:21:14 GMT
Our Garden Of Eden was class As it shimmered with silver and brass But the Lord said " lets go Here's a rake and a hoe Clear the weeds , and that snake from the grass ".
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Post by kryten on Dec 23, 2016 19:21:27 GMT
If no diamonds Ill try not to pout For that’s not what Christmas is all about Ill take Zirconium Though its a Phonyium But in the bedroom there could be a drought
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Post by kryten on Dec 24, 2016 14:02:39 GMT
At Christmas I contracted the flu From taking the kids to the zoo The hippos were a wheezing Ten monkeys were sneezing Now my temperature’s a hundred and two!
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Post by kryten on Jan 6, 2017 14:27:58 GMT
A gay chap who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room And they argued all night About who had the right To do what and with which and to whom
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Post by kryten on Jan 8, 2017 14:56:35 GMT
There was a young lady named Hilda Who went driving one night with a builder. He said that he should That he could and he would, And he did and it pretty near killed 'er.
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Post by kryten on Jan 8, 2017 14:56:48 GMT
There once was a barmaid named Gale On whose breasts was the menu for ale But since she was kind For the sake of the blind On her ass it was printed in Braille.
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Post by bamber on Jan 8, 2017 15:30:28 GMT
There was a site called Jokeroo Where there always was such a to-do When things didn't work 'Cause the boss was a berk And he couldn't impart news for.... poo!
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Post by muchtrouble on Jan 8, 2017 16:17:56 GMT
There was a site called Jokeroo Where there always was such a to-do When things didn't work 'Cause the boss was a berk And he couldn't impart news for.... poo!
That one is a "keeper"! lol
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Post by likeaneagle on Jan 9, 2017 4:33:36 GMT
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear A bear was Fuzzy Wuzzy Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair So he wasnt Fuzzy Wuzzy?
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Post by kryten on Jan 10, 2017 18:22:41 GMT
Did you hear about young Henry Lockett? He was blown down the street by a rocket. The force of the blast Blew his balls up his ass, And his pecker was found in his pocket.
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Post by kryten on Jan 10, 2017 18:23:03 GMT
There was a man called Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave she was as mouldy as shit and missing a tit but think of the money he saved.
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Post by kryten on Jan 10, 2017 18:23:24 GMT
There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think - It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
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