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Post by kryten on Dec 5, 2016 18:07:14 GMT
There was a young lady of Gloucester, Met a passionate fellow who tossed her. She wasn't much hurt, But he dirtied her skirt, So think of the anguish it cost her.
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Post by kryten on Dec 5, 2016 18:07:45 GMT
The lady wasn't even in the mood The first time she saw a man nude, When asked if she'd like sex Thought it couldn't be complex And just sat on what she saw protrude
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Post by kryten on Dec 6, 2016 18:33:07 GMT
A kinky young girl from Coleshill, Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill, They found her vagina, In North Carolina, And bits of her tits in Brazil.
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Post by kryten on Dec 7, 2016 18:18:16 GMT
A man from the Washington Post Once had it off with a ghost; At the height of orgasm The pale ectoplasm Shrieked: "Coming! I'm coming, almost!"
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Post by kryten on Dec 12, 2016 15:10:50 GMT
There was a young man named McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added Vermouth And gave his girlfriend a martini!
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Post by kryten on Dec 12, 2016 19:18:40 GMT
There once was a man from Calcutta. He jerked off in a gutter. The tropical heat Affected his meat And instead of cream he got butter.
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Post by kryten on Dec 14, 2016 18:56:07 GMT
There once was a man from Caldare Who was fucking this chick on the stair the banister broke, he doubled his stroke, and finished her off in mid-air.
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Post by kryten on Dec 17, 2016 15:01:08 GMT
There was a young lady from Neath, Who circumcised men with her teeth. It wasn't for meat That she gave them a treat But for cheese that she found underneath
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Post by kryten on Dec 17, 2016 15:06:48 GMT
MrsSanta on last Christmas Eve Was so naughty , at trying to deceive. Not the slightest bit coy When she met her toy~boy.... Now , believe what YOU want to believe
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Post by kryten on Dec 18, 2016 17:34:45 GMT
Rudolf the randy raindeer Took his lady friend out for a beer. Then he took off his clothes. Showed~off his red nose.. Saying.who the hell said, I was queer...
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Post by kryten on Dec 18, 2016 17:35:01 GMT
What's the worst place at Christmas to be ? Perhaps a turkey~dish laced with gravy.... It's more painful and airy To be some poor fairy With your +++ on the top of the tree
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Post by kryten on Dec 19, 2016 19:09:42 GMT
Santa's red cap is turning blue his nose running with Christmas flu and the Doctor's advice was "it will be nice, wrap the gifts with natural glue."
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Post by kryten on Dec 19, 2016 19:09:52 GMT
One Christmas Santa’s elf helped StNick a LOT Cooing ‘Hey big boy, wanna see what I got? She returned in a Nightie Santa gasped, “Lord a’mighty!” “Now StNick’s gonna show you what SANTA’S got”...
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Post by kryten on Dec 20, 2016 16:43:02 GMT
on Christmas Eve two kitty cats were sleeping as Santa Claus climbed down the chimney creeping Excalibur started to purr Gabriel raised his black fur poor Santa was startled and began weeping.
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Post by kryten on Dec 20, 2016 16:43:22 GMT
The reason for this post Christmas fax Knowing Santa needs most to relax After eating my fudge He thought I had a grudge To sneak him four ounces of ex lax
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