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Post by hump on May 12, 2016 13:11:01 GMT
No not those two, that was just meant at you Kipper,just you.
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Post by hump on May 12, 2016 9:22:16 GMT
Glad to see you went to all that trouble now you can ban Hump.
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Post by hump on May 10, 2016 13:48:37 GMT
I have looked in Jokeroo and it looks to me it`s the same people who are pathetically running this stupid web site are also running that one,so i doubt either will exist for very long.
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Post by hump on Mar 29, 2016 11:14:21 GMT
Still nothing happening on this site.
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Post by hump on Feb 17, 2016 15:31:23 GMT
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great at humping.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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Post by hump on Feb 17, 2016 15:30:09 GMT
A little boy caught his mom and dad humping. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."
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Post by hump on Feb 16, 2016 11:41:48 GMT
I keep looking in here but it gets no better.It`s has to be the worst site on the web.
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Post by hump on Feb 12, 2016 16:03:15 GMT
A northern poofter.I`m not on Jokeroo, i don`t want to if there are Mackems there. I have humped a few northern tarts.But then again who hasn`t. Common as muck they are.
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Post by hump on Feb 12, 2016 13:13:17 GMT
Who is this koni guy?
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Post by hump on Feb 12, 2016 13:06:51 GMT
Any one need humping, i`m your guy.
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Post by hump on Jan 2, 2016 18:05:06 GMT
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
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Post by hump on Jan 2, 2016 11:13:57 GMT
A feminist asked me on how I viewed lesbians. Apparently "In HD" wasn't the right answer.
But if they ever get sick of plastic ,if the want to come and see me and i will give them my ten incher (flaccid ) a good workout.
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Post by hump on Dec 30, 2015 12:19:42 GMT
Did you know that 39% of women do not orgasm during sex.
I will give them a tip.
Or even the full length if they want to scream with delight.
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Post by hump on Dec 29, 2015 15:27:27 GMT
It took eight dates to hump my first girlfriend.
She said I'd have got anal if I'd have brought twelve.
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Post by hump on Dec 29, 2015 9:51:24 GMT
I would still hump her.
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