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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 9:38:35 GMT
So the family thinks its funny when they see the dog humping the furniture and the young nieces toys.
But not me?
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 9:39:15 GMT
What do you do if a Rottweiler stars humping your leg? Fake an orgasm
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 9:41:14 GMT
I just saw a guy humping a bush at the side of the road
I think he was a hedgerow sexual
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 9:42:56 GMT
I said to my girlfriend, "When I went to your mothers today, her dog was straight on my leg, humping away."
She said, "Didn't you pull him off?"
I said, "What do you think I am, some kind of fucking pervert?"
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 9:51:34 GMT
I walked into a clock shop, whipped out my knob and put it on the counter.
The girl behind the counter says, "Excuse me sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop."
To which i replied, "That's okay, just put two hands and a face on this then."
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Post by hump on Dec 29, 2015 9:51:24 GMT
I would still hump her.
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Post by hump on Dec 29, 2015 15:27:27 GMT
It took eight dates to hump my first girlfriend.
She said I'd have got anal if I'd have brought twelve.
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Post by hump on Dec 30, 2015 12:19:42 GMT
Did you know that 39% of women do not orgasm during sex.
I will give them a tip.
Or even the full length if they want to scream with delight.
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Post by hump on Jan 2, 2016 11:13:57 GMT
A feminist asked me on how I viewed lesbians. Apparently "In HD" wasn't the right answer.
But if they ever get sick of plastic ,if the want to come and see me and i will give them my ten incher (flaccid ) a good workout.
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Post by hump on Feb 17, 2016 15:30:09 GMT
A little boy caught his mom and dad humping. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."
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Post by hump on Feb 17, 2016 15:31:23 GMT
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great at humping.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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Post by hump on Mar 29, 2016 11:14:21 GMT
Still nothing happening on this site.
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Post by bamber on Mar 30, 2016 4:56:30 GMT
Still nothing happening on this site. For most of the members here it's a back up site for the Jokeroo forums, in case it dies. They'll stay there: we can't force them to come here.
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Post by squirt on Apr 6, 2016 22:02:22 GMT
I have been coming here tomorrow for way too long lol
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