bigbri
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Post by bigbri on Nov 30, 2016 16:32:27 GMT
Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. He pushes up the seat and balances his little ‘un, on the toilet rim. Just then the toilet seat slams down, and Little Johnny lets out a scream. His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his genitals and howling. He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles, "Mummy K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it better." Little Johnny's mother shouts, "Don't you start your fucking father's crap with me!"
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bigbri
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Post by bigbri on Nov 30, 2016 17:00:29 GMT
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love." the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you!" he said. "But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child." "Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a protection!"
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