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Post by hump on Dec 29, 2015 9:21:02 GMT
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 14:58:43 GMT
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 14:58:15 GMT
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 12:19:21 GMT
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 10:42:39 GMT
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 10:21:17 GMT
What rises and falls at the same time?
Rivers and house prices in the north of England.
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 9:51:34 GMT
I walked into a clock shop, whipped out my knob and put it on the counter.
The girl behind the counter says, "Excuse me sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop."
To which i replied, "That's okay, just put two hands and a face on this then."
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 9:42:56 GMT
I said to my girlfriend, "When I went to your mothers today, her dog was straight on my leg, humping away."
She said, "Didn't you pull him off?"
I said, "What do you think I am, some kind of fucking pervert?"
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 9:41:14 GMT
I just saw a guy humping a bush at the side of the road
I think he was a hedgerow sexual
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 9:39:15 GMT
What do you do if a Rottweiler stars humping your leg? Fake an orgasm
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 9:38:35 GMT
So the family thinks its funny when they see the dog humping the furniture and the young nieces toys.
But not me?
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 9:12:56 GMT
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 9:10:05 GMT
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