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Post by Boys Night Out on Dec 10, 2015 17:00:53 GMT
ld man was LYING IN HIS DEATH bed upstairs. His favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath he was sure he could smell freshly-backed chocolate chip cookies. He crawled out of bed and slowly limped down the stairs. Sure enough, across the kitchen, there was a huge platter of chocolate chip cookies on the table. He finally made it to the table and he reached a shacking hand towards the cookies.
Suddenly, his wife slapped his hand sharply and yelled, "DONT TOUCH THOSE - THEY' RE FOR THE FUNERAL!!!"
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Post by Boys Night Out on Dec 10, 2015 16:57:30 GMT
Teacher: " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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Post by Boys Night Out on Dec 10, 2015 16:55:02 GMT
Toward the end of a particularly trying round of golf, Jack was the picture of frustration. He’d hit too many far shots. Finally he blurted out to his caddie, “I’d move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course.” “Try heaven,” replied the caddie. “You’ve already moved most of the Earth
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Post by Boys Night Out on Dec 10, 2015 16:44:01 GMT
Cloked
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Post by Boys Night Out on Dec 10, 2015 16:39:15 GMT
31 69
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Post by Boys Night Out on Dec 10, 2015 16:31:20 GMT
I was able to get to the main page, but every link I tried to open said the same Database error... Looks like it will be one of them days with the Roo...
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Post by Boys Night Out on Dec 8, 2015 17:31:25 GMT
I guess I have missed a lot of what is going on... when I was able to get to the Roo I thought I was on the wrong site i did not recognize the main page and I am now also getting site in....
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Post by Boys Night Out on Dec 8, 2015 16:38:16 GMT
Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*
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Post by Boys Night Out on Dec 8, 2015 16:33:54 GMT
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up
Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
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Post by Boys Night Out on Dec 8, 2015 16:29:20 GMT
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Post by Boys Night Out on Mar 31, 2015 18:02:29 GMT
2,244 Afternoon
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Post by Boys Night Out on Mar 31, 2015 17:59:31 GMT
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Post by Boys Night Out on Mar 31, 2015 17:57:34 GMT
A little late Happy Birthday!
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Post by Boys Night Out on Mar 31, 2015 17:56:08 GMT
Happy Birthday!
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Post by Boys Night Out on Mar 31, 2015 17:54:55 GMT
Happy Birthday!
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