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Post by kryten on Jan 27, 2017 12:18:39 GMT
There was a young German named Ringer Who was screwing an opera singer. Said he with a grin, "Well, I've sure got it in!" Said she, "You mean that ain't your finger?"
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Post by kryten on Jan 27, 2017 12:31:06 GMT
There's a tavern in London that's staffed, By a barmaid who's tops at her craft: In her striving to please, She serves ale on her knees, So the patrons get head with their draft.
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Post by kryten on Jan 29, 2017 18:13:50 GMT
There once was a man from Saskatoon who took a ride in a hot-air balloon he fucked all the stars from Venus to Mars and corn-holed the man in the Moon.
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Post by kryten on Feb 8, 2017 18:58:45 GMT
When Namita powders her back You should see the curve of her rack Whatever in brains she does lack There’s no doubt about the quantum of her tits Or the size of her ass when she sits.
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Post by kryten on Feb 16, 2017 19:30:59 GMT
There once was a man from St.Paul Who swore he had but one ball Two dirty young bitches Tore down his breeches And found he had none at all.
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Post by kryten on Feb 18, 2017 15:58:58 GMT
There was a young man from St. Rose, Whose love life was so full of woes, He loved sixty-nine, He'd do it all the time, But always got shit on his nose.
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Post by kryten on Feb 19, 2017 15:26:50 GMT
A sexy young maiden named Jill Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil
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Post by kryten on Feb 19, 2017 20:17:03 GMT
Said Madam at small house of sin, On greeting at door, two large men, "I'm busy tonight Although things are tight Perhaps I can squeeze you both in"
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Post by kryten on Feb 28, 2017 19:42:36 GMT
There once was a girl she was willing She once had this funny feeling. She laid on her back She opened her crack Then pissed all over the ceiling.
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Post by kryten on Feb 28, 2017 19:43:01 GMT
There once was a girl from Hoboken Who claimed her cherry was broken While riding her bike On a cobblestone pike But it was really broken from poking.
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Post by kryten on Apr 17, 2017 17:57:28 GMT
There was an old maid of Duluth Who wept when she thought of her youth, And the glorious chances She'd missed at school dances; And once in a telephone booth.
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Post by kryten on Apr 17, 2017 17:57:39 GMT
She demanded I gave her affection Then opened her thighs for inspection; I found her quite nice 'Til I noticed the lice And immediately lost my erection.
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Post by kryten on Apr 17, 2017 17:58:03 GMT
There once was a plumber from Lea Who was plumbing a girl by the sea She said "Stop your plumbing I think someones coming" Said the plumber, still plumbing "It's me"
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Post by kryten on Apr 17, 2017 17:58:20 GMT
Before they could jump on my dick I re-buttoned my fly pretty quick; But she shouted, "You fool! All I want is your tool!" So I gave her my shovel and pick.
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Post by kryten on Apr 17, 2017 17:58:57 GMT
There was a young girl who begat Three brats named Nat, Pat, and Tat. It was fun in the breeding, But hell in the feeding When she found she'd no Tit for Tat.
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