bigbri
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Post by bigbri on Dec 2, 2016 16:49:07 GMT
The night before Xmas throughout the house, we were all fucked, even the mouse. Dad at the brothel, mum with uncle Frank, I'd settled down for a nice slow wank. Outside the house I heard a right clatter, I let go of my cock to see what was the matter. Out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew right away It was old St Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell. The big fat fucker, I think he fell. He filled all our stockings with sweets and beer, and a big rubber cock for my brother, the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the big fat cunt blew the house apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight, Shoutin,I'll be back nxt year, have a hell of a night. Merry Xmas.
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Post by bigbri on Dec 12, 2017 15:53:33 GMT
I just had to slap some fat old twat in Debenhams. The prick only called my wife a "Ho" not once, but three fucking times!
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Post by bigbri on Dec 13, 2017 13:16:49 GMT
I hate Christmas.....whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross!
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Post by bigbri on Dec 14, 2017 14:13:44 GMT
Last year I left my Christmas shopping too late and ended up getting it all done at a petrol station on Christmas morning. I thought the limited selection would leave me in the shit but my 17-year-old daughter squealed with delight when she opened her βLβ plates and ran over to hug me. I donβt know why she went out to look on the driveway though.
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