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Post by stevent222 on Aug 6, 2015 6:23:19 GMT
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is!
A man woke up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained
consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a
huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk
again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident
and we couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance
compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new
penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000
an inch."
The man perks up.
So, the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But
understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this
is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five
incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If
you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five
incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a
role in helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man , we're getting new granite counter tops.
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Post by bamber on Aug 6, 2015 7:11:01 GMT
Different priorities.
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Post by muchtrouble on Aug 6, 2015 15:21:56 GMT
The counter tops will probably be used more!
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Post by squirt on Aug 6, 2015 20:36:36 GMT
she's got her priorities straight lol
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