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Post by likeaneagle on Dec 7, 2015 23:20:17 GMT
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Post by likeaneagle on Dec 7, 2015 23:22:04 GMT
oops! wrong thread! punny pics!
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Post by Boys Night Out on Dec 8, 2015 16:29:20 GMT
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Post by muchtrouble on Dec 8, 2015 22:18:15 GMT
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hump
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Post by hump on Dec 28, 2015 10:21:17 GMT
What rises and falls at the same time?
Rivers and house prices in the north of England.
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Post by hump on Dec 29, 2015 9:21:02 GMT
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Post by muchtrouble on Dec 29, 2015 22:30:53 GMT
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Post by muchtrouble on Dec 30, 2015 15:53:09 GMT
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Post by hump on Jan 2, 2016 18:05:06 GMT
Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
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Post by muchtrouble on Jan 7, 2016 12:50:51 GMT
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Post by squirt on Jan 9, 2016 22:36:10 GMT
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Post by muchtrouble on May 15, 2016 0:23:15 GMT
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Post by squirt on May 28, 2016 1:47:55 GMT
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Post by kryten on Jul 31, 2016 14:36:01 GMT
Paddy,s wife is involved in a bad car crash. In the hospital she is just talking gobbledy gook . The worried doctor asks paddy is she fully compus mentus. "No, says paddy,is she feck! Just third party fire and theft".
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Post by kryten on Jul 31, 2016 14:38:28 GMT
I was sitting on a bus behind a mother and her young son. Her boy kept looking around and pulling funny faces at me. After a few minutes, I tired of his antics, so I said, "When I was young, my mother told me that if I made an ugly face and the wind changed, I'd stay that way." The little shit replied, "Well, you can't say you weren't fecking warned."
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